First nose hair

Hear Ye, Hear Ye,

Today it seems as if a particularly large nose hair has protruded from my nostril to a degree which I have never seen. Although I know that I do posses normal-sized nose hairs, this one is in fact extraordinary to my existing collection. It has been bothering me all day. As of a few minutes ago, I managed to snip it as temporary relief. I know in such actions the hair will only grow back longer and stronger. This is a brand new battle for me, and I felt the need to record it.

Thank you, and goodnight.