I just calculated my grade in math…
I’ll have to struggle to even pass.

Better start raising another $350 to retake the course.

Ew I loathe chain letter things but this one got me thinking of the good ol’ days.
Aww I feel freaking old. Yeah childhood. I want my childhood back.

Remember back…

Before the Internet or Text messaging…

Before Sidekicks & Ipods

Before Playstation2 or X-BOX

Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night…

When you rented VHS taps.. not DVDs

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing…

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie…

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our WALKMANS!!!

***Way back…

Tag

Hide-N-Go Seek at dusk!

Red light, Green light!

Heads up 7 up!

Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.

Hopskotch!

Slip-n-Slides

Tree Houses

Mother May I?

Red Rover

Four square

Hula Hoops

the annoying nano pets and furbs

Playing Street Hockey with the neighborhood friends

Running through the sprinklers

Happy Meals where u chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car

Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car

***Wait…

….Watchin’ Saturday Morning cartoons in your PJ’s still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter…

…Hey Arnold, Doug, RUGRATS!

Gullah Gullah Island

The ORIGINAL Power Rangers!

Or what about…

Legends of the Hidden Temple!!!

The Secret Life of Alex Mac!
Ren and Stimpy
Global Guts!!
Double Dare!!!
Rocko’s Modern Life!
AAAHH!! Real Monsters!!!
Hey Dude
Wild & Crazy Kids!
Klarissa explains it all!

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK!
The Original ‘All That’ Cast Members!
Pete and Pete!
My Brother and Me!!
Kenan and Kel!!! lol (who loves orange soda)

SALUTE YOUR SHORTSS

Who could forget Snick?! & Nick at Nite! with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, facts of life & I LOVE LUCY!!!

Where every1 wanted to be in love after watching THE WONDER YEARS!

***Not finished yet…

Kool-Aid was the drink of the summer

Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars or spokes

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school

Class Field Trips

When Christmas time was the most EXCITING time of the year!

When nearly everyone’s mom was at home when the kids got there.

When getting high was swinging on the swingset

When $5 seemed like a million, and another dollar a Miracle.

When you begged to go to McDonalds, for dinner…EVERYDAY.

When Toys r Us overuled the “mall”

***Go back to the time when…

nobody had cable & people watched THE BOX on channel 25 & called & paid to watch music videos!!!!

Decisions were made by going “eeny-meeny-miney-moe”

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, “do over!”

“Race issue” meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in “monopoly”

It wasn’t odd to have two or three “best” friends.

Being old, referred to anyone over 20.

The chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery….

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.

When someone made u mad u would tell them you were going to sue them

Nobody was prettier than Mom

Nobody was cooler than Dad

Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the “big people” rides at the fair…

Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.

When playing nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When ninja turtles ruled the world.

If you can remember most or all of these,
then you have LIVED IN THE 90’s!!!

Post this to your bulletin if you remember these days, these days when you had a blast being a kid!

“I TRIPLE dog dare you!!”

No need for elaborations. Simple bullets will do.

…..All contradictions of eachother which make up a complex me.

URRGH!

NO ONE EVER WANTS TO DO ANYTHING.

One minute I feel as if I’m finally adapting to what life has thrown my way.
Then in an instant, my memories catch up and remind me of my isolation.

But there is a way around this…
(Yes I know. I hate these vague entries too. This one’s just for my own reference.)

I feel like my grades are so horrible…
I will pray that I achieve my goal GPA.

Harold and Kumar.

I can only tolerate your stupidity so much.
Especially Harold…why are you such an idiot? Please give up on school. NOW haha.

PS. You’re not cool. Stop it please you make us all look bad.

Jared came over and downloaded iTunes for my labtop.
I can now access everyone’s playlists in the building.

I’ve reaffirmed my adoration for Jason Mraz.
Live @ Java Joe’s

I wanna see that guy live waaaaaaah awesome.